Oak Crest Middle


a school in so-cali next to the beach but utterly uninhabited by surfers. filled with a few types of kids: the don’t care get it troube kids, the annoying kids, the too-cool for school kids, the bratty eighth grade girls, and the dorks. but they are cool dorks, and make up for all the other people at oak crest. bad seventh grade science teachers. better than digueno.
kid: oh my god i just had the worst day
kid: oh why
kid: i just came from oak crest middle
kid: oh.

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