Oak Island, NC
oak island is filled with methadone, marijuana, underage drinkers, smokers, drug dealers, old people, no where to get fast food, bible thumpers, two entrances & exits, one sh-tty grocery store, and nothing to do for 3/4 of the year. the only good time to be on oak island as an adolescent is when the tourists come to the beach, which is a moot point if you’re trying to get into an actual relationship.
“what do you want to do tonight on oak island, nc, study?”
“no, let’s get a little high and maintain a gpa of 2.0.”
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