Oak Mountain High School


infamous for drugs, mostly cocaine. and xanax. and heroin.
now drug testing everyone, everywhere, every time. not helping…faculty problem as well. perhaps, even the janitorial staff. lots of underage deaths and dumb–ss rich kids.
also had a strong streak of girly nude pictures…in the halls, lockers, ect. even had a bonfire (with beer!) of said pictures.
also infamous for idiotic crimes and arrests.
why does oak mountain high school start at 7:40 instead of 8:00?
because all the stoners need an extra twenty minutes to get here.

why did those freshman burn down the country club?
because they knew their daddies would build it back bigger and better.

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