oaking


the act of one jerking off onto an oak tree.
person 1: yo dude, let’s go have a nice circle oak with the guys!
person 2: oh h-ll yah that sounds great i love oaking!
the act of jerking off on an oak tree
person 1: oh dude let’s go have a oak jerk with the guys.
person 2: h-ll yah hat sounds great i f-cking live oaking!

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