oakland crosswalk
an oakland crosswalk is an invisible crosswalk which a resident of oakland, ca uses to cross any part of a busy street while giving zero f-cks about the cars speeding by. this is often performed with the mindset of having the right of way.
driver: hey look at that -sshole crossing mlk in the middle of the street! doesn’t he know he’s gonna get hit?
p-ssenger: you idiot, can’t you see he’s using an oakland crosswalk?
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