Oakland Octopus
thought to become popular in oakland, ca in the early 70’s, the oakland octopus is when a man -j-c-l-t-s inside an -n-s (producing a jelly baby) and the m-ss gels inside the r-ct-m. this generally requires about 8-12 hours to congeal and actually forms a “skin” around the feces. when expelled from the sphincter, the fecal matter usually resembles an octopus, complete with tentacles.
okay roommates, listen up! everyone is to flush the toilet after taking a dump, no exceptions! nathan left an oakland octopus in the toilet so large that the discovery channel sent a crew to photograph it!
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