old apostolic lutheran church
there are many oalc’s throughout northern america and parts of europe.
a threesome that includes an otter. i got some mad scratches during that otho last night.
- redbox and reach around
redbox and reach around is a dated yet similar situation such as netflix and chill. you will most likely not be watching a redbox and the reach around may or may not be extremely unsatisfying. mason: hey t-tus, sup? t-tus: nothin’ much man, redbox and reach around tonight, or nah? mason: uhh, yeah?
noun or verb: inspired by quasimodo. an obstacle or “hunchback” (if you will) that unexpectedly screws up your routine. almost as if your day was going to be straight, i.e. your predetermined plan or a normal person’s spine, until some happiness offender throws metaphoric garbage in your path. quasimodo had to get over looking like […]
- red words
words that are spoken — by a woman — during the period of her monthly menses. these could be insults, jibes, jabs, or digs of a personal or spiritual nature. inspired by the “red wedding” which was also chaotic, bl–dy, confusing, nonsensical, and unfair.) “my girlfriend and i got into a big fight and she […]
- riding the rapids
when a woman -j-c-l-t-s while you’re f-ck-ng her in the p-ssy, you neither pull out nor let her squirm away but ram your c-ck in deeper to make her squirt harder. “i hit it so good that i was riding the rapids after only five minutes of beating up them guts.”