oargasm
something that occurs when someone has s-x with a boat
ooooooh yes yes yes! i’m gonna come all over your p–p deck! man the lifeboats i’m gonna oargasm!
reaction of a home-theater enthusiast upon realizing a given film is being released in its original aspect ratio.
“dude, it’s gonna be 2.35:1. i just totally had an oargasm.”
the state of mind when one thinks they are actually a seal. this state of mind is generally caused by idiotic behavior leading to an oargasm.
the actual oargasm sounds something like this: “oar! oar! oar!” and generally includes rabid clapping like a seal.
man, i thought she was crazy when she was making those motorcycle sounds. i never thought she’d go so far to have an oargasm.
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