Oasis charter high school
drama filled f-ckface of a school full of “swagg” f-gs and overly dramatic b-tches that try to kill themselves by either attempting to drown themselves or pop tylenol. teachers there expect you to become like there sh-t eating f-ckface children astronomers and sp-ce cadets. they make you wear pointless uniforms, claiming that they make you look more professional in a sense but truly n-body gives f-ck. all the girls are either prude as f-ck or just plain sl-tty, actually let me rephrase that they try and act sl-tty. girls spend almost all day complaining about how a guy broke there heart or how fat they are are how they deserve better, but they are all shallow sc-m that try and act sl-tty, they go for “super hot” guys from other schools and dont realize that they are just using them for p-ssy. guys there try and act big and hard but in reality they wont last a day in any other city but cape coral, oh and all guys talk about how much p-ssy they get, but evidently they probably get more c-ck then p-ssy in the locker rooms. we are called a tech school because we get to use laptops for school work but at times we arnt allowed to use them (even tough they sold them to us during freshman year for 10x its original price) because dumb-ss kids play cod4 or loners sit in corners jerking it to there unblocked p-rn.
stranger: “hey what school you go to?”
overly dramatic queer from oasis charter high school: “i go to oasis!!”
stranger: “lmf– your gay!”
overly dramatic queer from oasis charter high school: “im gonna attempt to go kill myself :/”
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