Shark Mitzvah
-noun
1. when a jewish person is swimming and their abnormally large nose is sticking out of the water, resembling a shark fin.
person #1: aaah it’s a shark!
person #2: nah, dude, it’s just a shark mitzvah.
person #1: oh, that’s okay then.
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