verb: to make oatmeal in a bowl using urine instead of water, and then proceed to use your thumb to pack the “urine-oatmeal” into someone’s -n-s.

“i swear, if you fart in my cereal again i’m going to oatbowl you.”


person 1: “why do you have to use the oatmeal when you oatbowl someone?”

person 2: “well, otherwise you’re just thumbing some dude’s -n-s.

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