oatking
someone who’s social inept-tude and penchance for drunk dialling will always be a shock to anyone they encounter.
usually have skinny-b-ttoned phones.
tend to be nice, but not clingy enough.
although tending to be a midget blonde boy, they can span across any gender and age range, look out.
“dguykgu i love you<3"
"you're such an oatking".
"hehe, i just got a new phone with skinny b-ttons! i'm an oatking now lulzzz"
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