Oatley pub
the best pub in oatley.
“this is ok hu?”
“what the beer? no, not really”
“no, oatley pub!”
“yeah, oh sorry. yeah, nah i thought you were talking about the beer. my bad. fridays is supposed to be really good”
“what?”
“fridays!”
“oh. i was way off. i thought you said mondays. i was like ‘wait its monday now!'”
“hahahaha. you need to lay off the ice”
“i hate my life”
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