Oatmeal Cream Pie
the act of giving a girl a creampie, promptly pulling out and throwing a handful of oatmeal on it.
i went to eat some oatmeal this morning, but then remembered that i used the rest of it last night when i did the oatmeal cream pie to that girl from the party.
when a man is being deepthroated by his drunk partner and the partner throws up on his d-ck, and then he c-ms on his partner’s face.
i oatmeal cream pied little debbie after that party last weekend, she needs to learn how to take a d-ck better.
mike was the first to fall asleep, so i shoved my d-ck down his throat and gave him an oatmeal cream pie.
the act of stuffing a womans v-g-n- with warm oatmeal, having s-x and -j-c-l-t-ng inside her, then eating the oatmeal and baby batter mixture as it oozes out of her.
last night my girl asked me if i wanted an oatmeal creampie. i’ll never look at a little debbie the same way again.
when a guy j-zzes/c-ms in the girls v-g-n- so much that there are left overs and it seeps out of the v-g-n-.
i was f-cking her good then i let out a huge load and came out of her v-g-n-. it was the best oatmeal cream pie ever!
when banging an ugly chick, suddenly pulling out, skeeting on her face, and then vomiting on top. she’s just that ugly and you’re revolted at what you’ve just done.
after marcus banged olga, he probably pulled an oatmeal cream pie. i know i sure would have.
after i sobered up, i realized my mistake and quickly pulled an oatmeal cream pie…and ate it for breakfast.
when a man t-tie f-cks a girl, then c-ms and sh-ts in between her t-ts, causing an oatmeal cream pie.
i gave my wife an oatmeal cream pie last night and she loved it!giggedy giggedy
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