Oatmeal Kid


also-oatmeal child, soatsy mcclure
someone who lacks the mental capacity to chew and swallow anything with more substance than oatmeal. see r-t-rd. often times, the kid will lack all common sense, and joins the air force.
oh man! do you see that oatmeal kid trying to play ping-pong?! what a joke!

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