Oatmeal Lesbian
they are the kind that are super into yoga (but they don’t where cute outfits and take the meditation portion real serious), only eat organic local food, where a side bag made of felt, where comfort clogs,and lastly they look like they eat a sh-t ton of oatmeal.
i saw this oatmeal lesbian i’d like to take out to the farmers market.
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