Oatmeal sock


the process of taking a traffic cone with a hole in the top, inserting it in someones v-g-n- or -sshole, pouring a carton of milk, apple juice and orange juice into it, adding oatmeal, waiting for it to warm and eating it out.
yo bro, last night i oatmeal socked the sh-t out of that skag, sh-t was ace.

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