the spreading of unwanted or wasted food from location to location within the house and automobile.
we found the cherrios in the backseat of the car, but it was too late. the oatmeal tsunami had hit the gargage and laundry room.
a trophy or medal given to someone for basically existing guy 1— hey joe, how did you manage to win father of the year, you dont even have kids. guy 2— silly hector, that’s the beauty of an obamaward.
- Drowsy Jack
the act of masturbating to become drowsy so it is easier to fall asleep. i had 3 red bulls before bed so i had to drowsy jack to fall asleep. i was so wound up last night that i had to drowsy jack 3 times to fall asleep.
- Obi Wan Kenobied
when a pupil becomes stronger than their master, realises this, and ousts or overruns their former mentor. in reference to when anakin skywalker kills obi wan ken-bi in star wars. i got a promotion today. remember i told you about my boss who hired me when i was a graduate? well he got fired and […]
a word made up to make fun of the fact that people can no longer use full words. it combinds the term obvi which is short for obviously and the word vom which is short for vomit. together it becomes a term used for something that is obviously vomit inducing. friend: look at that girl […]
- Drug binge
a period of 2 or more days of consistent use of illegal narcotics (e.g. weed, pills, speed, mdma, mephadrone, cocaine, 2cb etc) without sleep. normally (but not always) with a combination of drugs to try and stabilize the upper/downer effect – therefore maximizing the length of the binge. often partic-p-nts will consume large amounts of […]