Obalming
a process of m-ss hypnosis whereby the general public is mentally mesmerized through the soft repet-tion of the words “change” and “hope”. victims of this manifestation become zombie-like non-thinking beings, all of whom gape and stare just as if they have been embalmed.
“you should have seen coming out of the voting booths, walking like frankenstein and staring straight ahead — clearly, some heavy-duty obalming has transformed them all from their normal, thinking selves.”
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