Obama bandwagon
the bandwagon that occured during the 2008 united states presidential election. barack obama, the man whom so desperatly wanted to become the united states president, manipulated everyone in america into believing that if he was elected president that he would bring some kind of “change”. he used deceptive slogans such as “yes we can”, and false promises to deceive people. the only people who fell for the obama bandwagon were blacks (due to natural pride in their race), hippies, and people that are generally stupid. everyone else voted for mccain because they knew obama was all talk. sadly america’s population has become quite stupid over the years, and the stupid bandwagoners achieved their goal. obama became president.
example 1:
hippie person: i’m going to vote for obama! he promised that he would bring change to america, he said yes we can!
person of decent intelligence: -nods head- i can see you’ve hopped onto the obama bandwagon.
example 2:
black guy 1: -wearing obama tshirt- obama’s mah n-gg- man! vote obama!
black guy 2: yeeeeah! obamas fo shizzle my nizzle!
non-black guy 1: -is voting mccain but doesnt want to be called a racist- obama rules!
non-black guy 2: typical obama bandwagoners…
example 3:
stupid white guy: yo man! i’m voting for obama he promised to try to withdraw in iraq and afghanistan.
intelligent white guy: you know that just because hes president he can’t do that right? someone from the inside would have him -ssasinated in no time if he even tried to end their operation abruptly. atleast mccain isn’t feeding everyone false promises.
stupid white guy: shut up man you are just a being with no hope!
intelligent white guy: or maybe i’m realistic? get off the obama bandwagon man.
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