Obama fever


the transcendental -rg-smic feeling that gives the impression that one’s earthy responsibilities, and duties will disappear out of existence in an instant with the inauguration of barack hussein obama (a.k.a barry soetoro, et.al.)as president of the united states.
(usually said with breathless excitement) “i can’t wait for barak obama to be president! he will pay for my mortgage, and my car loan, and my credit card loan, and feed me and my family and wipe my -ss after taking a sh-t… and make me happy for the rest of my life and for all time! obama fever is great!”
the obsession some people have with president elect barack obama. this obsession is stronger than normally given to a president and certainly stronger than that given to a president elect.
this stand that sells barack obama hats, pins, shirts, scarves, winterhats, pictures and other various memerobilia caters to people with obama fever.
the physical and explosive nausea felt by a thinking person when watching the media perform journalistic f-ll-t– on barak obama.
person 1
“if i see another so called “journalist” or “media personality” fellating barak obama in the media, i’m going to puke!”
persons 2
“sounds like you have obama fever. would you feel better if the media would ask him about all his “sealed” records that might indicate his true origin of citizenship?”
person 1 “yes.. yes it would.”
the obsession some people have with president elect barack obama. this obsession is stronger than normally given to a president and certainly stronger than that given to a president elect.
this stand that sells barack obama hats, pins, shirts, scarves, winterhats, pictures and other various memerobilia caters to people with obamafever.
a condition characterized by a sudden surge of love for the united states of america, involuntary exclamations of “yes we can!” and shaving off your bush.
i took an obama day off work to watch the inauguration and suddenly found myself wishing i were in washington! i think i’ve got obamafever!

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