Obama Goggles
a condition causing people to think that obama secretly believes everything they believe, but is pretending to be a conservative, pro-war, wall street crony, just to get re-elected.
“obama is just saying and doing these things to get re-elected.”
“uh, dude, take off your obama goggles.”
once one puts on obama goggles, everything bad that occurs in the physical universe appears to be somehow be caused by the obama administration. put on your obama goggles: if there is a snowstorm that causes a deadly car accident, it’s obama’s fault. if a b-tterfly flaps it’s wings thousands of miles away and causes a tornado, it’s obama’s fault. if you’re feeling constipated, it’s obama’s fault.
my crazy conservative uncle has his obama goggles on again. he’s p-ssed phil robertson got fired from duck dynasty and he is blaming obama. i hate when he gets like this.
obama goggles is a phenomenon which inhibits monetary discretion to the point of unbridled acceptance of spending.
1 trillion dollars??? let me put on my obama goggles. ok i support it.
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