Oban Wanker


oban w-nkers are people who have difficulty spelling, p-ss you off easily and hang about in large groups. even when they try to be nice they still fail as they go about it in a ridiculous way. they may wear chinos on occasion even though they claim chinos are w-nkers. some even reach the extent of not knowing how to spoon. you do not have to be from oban to be an oban w-nker.
“i dought it, im wearing my chinos”
“your such an oban w-nker”

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