obasm
the pleasure that a liberal-leaning journalist gets when writing a fawning story about u.s. sen. barack obama (d-il). an “obasm” is a story so gushy and so fluffy, bereft of objectivity, that one imagines having to clean up after the writer with a mop and bucket.
“did you see the obasm the local newspaper had on the front page today? they’re not even pretending to be objective anymore.”
n: 1: an excess amount of affection towards barrack obama shown through large amounts of thought and spoken conversation, also including the exchange of pictures of the same person. 2: a period of time where a majority of all thoughts and feelings are related to how great barrack obama is.
person 1: hey everyone, check out this hilarious political picture of obama and mccain!
person 2: hah, that’s fantastic! i understand political satire!
person 3: omg obamas so hot -proceeds to send links of barack obama in swimming outfits on the beach-
person 1: uhh.. what?
person 2: here comes another obasm…
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“i was watching the news last night and when barrack obama gave his speech, i totally had an obasm…”
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