OBDF Syndrome


the condition of being unable to post any online birthday greetings due to your recent failure to send them to all of your other friends on social media. also known as: online birthday failure syndrome.
my obdf syndrome is preventing me from wishing my best friend a happy birthday on facebook since i forgot to post one last week for our dentist and my mom.

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