Obeast


severely overweight woman with any of the following :
1) thick facial hair
2) hairy chest
3) f-cked up grill (teeth)
4) wears bedsheet size clothing
5) has her own gravitational pull
at the club today, did you see that nasty -ss obeast!
when someone is obscenely fat
if your m-ss is equivalent to that of a forklift, then d-mnn brotha (sista), you gotta be obeast
something so large it is obese to the point of being beastly.
“that dude is obeast!”
“did you see that obeast sandwich he was eating? that thing was f-cking huge.”
a mixture between obese and beast. this new word has to be created to describe the ever growing american nation. therefore obeast = american/s
can also be used as obeastest.
woa man, look at that obeast person!
a person that has gone beyond severely over weight. a person characterized as having a beast-like magnitude in height-weight proportion.

also, someone who moves similar to a wild animal due to their condition. this may elicit fear or shock in those he / she comes in contact with.
john: “did you see that guy?!”
tim: “yeah that guy was obeast!.”

doug: “kelly, slow down on that hamburger before you become obeast!”
unattractive female; physically gruesome. a combination of obese and beast. must have a few characteristics of a wild animal; snaggletooth, venom, or fur. 350+ lbs. no attractive attributes must be present to qualify. mustache bonus!!
remember that ugly -ss chic that lived down the block, well she got maaaaaaaaaad fat. that b-tch is obeast now!!
a funny way of saying someone is severely over weight, or morbidly obese.
bob: “holy sh-t! you see that woman over there?”
john: “yeah, she’s o’beast!”

Read Also:

  • woo wah

    where the poo poo comes out big bucks: talking smack flower: talking smack big bucks: talking smack flower: you know nicholas, i need to take a poo out of my woo wah

  • Pakeha

    maori word or name for non-maori new zealander, specifically a white person and particularly of english/british descent, but including other english-speaking white people such as those of dutch or yugoslav ethnic origin. sometimes now taken to mean any non-maori new zealander including those of ethnic chinese and indian origin, though not generally applied to pacific […]

  • nut punter

    the act of holding a t-st-cl- with both hands as if it were a football and delivering a swift kick to it so that it sails through the air. i punted the nut about 28 yards and got like 4 seconds of hangtime. it was sweet.

  • backside flip

    skateboard maneuver in which the rider performs a kickflip and a backside 180 rotation oh man, theotis has backside flips on lock.

  • babeskidoo

    an affectionate term to describe someone who is either looking for sympathy or needing affection. it’s okay babeskidoo, everything will be alright.


Disclaimer: Obeast definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.