Obesessed


the addiction to fat people
man you need to stop it with the friday night porking, your becoming obesessed.

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  • obiter

    refers to a guy whom a girl treats as second-cl-ss choice. these are potential partners who are somewhat incomplete. the girl throws occasion signs to lead them on but parks them hanging just in case she finally decides to use him or in the less likely case, accept him. “marcus is just an obiter. i […]

  • Orlan

    someone who is an urban dictionary editor who is very picky. “dude, i totes got rejected by an orlan”

  • Do the Decent Thing

    a phrase that can be heard above the screams and the grunts of ‘men only’ establishments such as conservative clubs and roman baths. it is customary in such dens of rampant h-m-s-xuality that, should a gentleman be kind enough to let you make brown love with him, during the act you should repay his generosity […]

  • Double Macaroon

    when two people perform hand s-x while deficating. i wanted to do something new with my boyfriend, but i had to take a sh-t, so we had a double macaroon.

  • double tune

    when you put the same song on your music player twice or more so that when you shuffle, you have a higher chance of getting that song. a: have you heard the song “500 miles” yet? b: i love that song, i even double tuned it on my ipod


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