Obesidick
when a woman (or man) is so fat, that when they sit with their legs spread, their blubber slides down between their legs and makes it look like they have a huge elephant c-ck in their pants. they’re basically the mascots of ‘murica.
guy 1: “i swear this fat b-tch was eating mayonaise out of a jar.”
guy 2: “you’re lucky she was on a rascal scooter, or else you would have seen her obesid-ck.”
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