the jl obesity scale (thx john)
category 1: slightly overweight with between 0 and 3 rolls
category 2: obviously larger than most but not yet considered hopeless
category 3: the first level of obesity, usually charactorized by a constant hunger for fatty foods
category 4: probably the largest person you know, but there are bigger. if you get between them and food…its over.
category 5: one of the top 15 most obese people in the state, charactorized by empty vending machines and several pizza boxes in their locker. these people are known to be extremely dangerous and we encourage you not to feed them.
category 6: the most easily recognized of all overweights, charactorized by clogged arteries, a blanket over your face, and several people trying to revive you. also are commonly known to have custom made coffins to fit their obeseness
hey guys sorry to interupt your flight but we have to make room in the isles for the category 6.
a metros-xual male that looks like a girl, f-g, gay but has a manly voice. this person has very nice hair that is puffy like a gibon or monkey. “dang, look at that chic.. or dude!”-bob “he looks gay.”-bil “..and has gibon hair”-bob “wow, what a malegibon.”-bill
decla is probably the most gorgeous girl in foreglen. she becomes close to one friend and shows them great love and affection. shes tidy and enjoys the crack. outgoing and friendly person. decla
- boosie bad azz
included in the song “whipe me down” by lil boosie. lil boosie songs ” b-o-o-s-i-e b-a-d-a-z-z that’s me. whipe me down.” a true boosie bad azz is someone who is 100% bad-ss, does whatever the f-ck they want and gets f-cking wasted every night. you have to be really f-cking hardcore to be a genuine […]
- How embarrassing!
a phrase used to humiliate someone who has just made a mistake or revealed some embarr-ssing thing about themselves. is best spoken in a deep voice and used on someone who is giving some form presentation or at least standing in front of a large group of people. teacher: (to cl-ss) “sorry, i made a […]
when something is fizzy and stops being fizzy! pepsi max and jack daniel’s mixed together shook up in daves bedroom