obessous


bigger than fatacous. not smaller than any other known obesity; a person so obese that he/she take up a large chunk of land; about the size of half rural town.
phil: i saw a very obessous woman today. i was scared because she ate an elephant in front of me. luckily she wasn’t hungry for human flesh.
rich: sounds liek you lucked out. i lost my wife to an obessous woman. ate her right in one gulp!

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