obey hat
a for of clothing used by r-t-rded fourteen year-olds to have “swag.” it has the same status as fuzzy dice and pink scooters.
“you know when you get jumped on by a bunch of pre-teens with obey caps and pink scooters and then they kill you. i have this problem quite a lot, ‘ve actually been robbed three times this month by fourteen year-olds with obey caps riding pink scooters this week, it’s a real inconvenience for me.”
-pyrocynical
“i dont know what school you go to, but your principle is a f-cking saint for banning obey hats!” -pyrocynical to the hermadafrodite kid
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