OBJ

occasional bl-w j-b- a bl-w j-b that one gives occasionally, used when it is not a big deal.
hey you want an obj?
yes, please!
to make a woman an object for recreational purposes. involves feeling up, taking advantage and possibly a c-ck slapping.
hey lets call in a batch and go obj in hot tub.
obligatory bl-w j-b. the act of going down on one’s male partner, either because he just went down on you and you owe him one, or because you don’t want to bone him yet.
sue: so, didja do him yet?
jessica: nah, i wasn’t in the mood, but he was h-rny so i gave him an obj.
stands for outstanding bl-w j-b. given to a man because it was well deserved. usually because he has done something spectacular. also given until the recipient has achieved an -rg-sm. if bj’s are given as part of foreplay, they usually aren’t completed. obj’s are necessary every now and then.
girlfriend: you are super s-xual today!!! how about an obj?!
boyfriend: what about you?

girlfriend: no, i’m fine. giving you an obj would complete my life.

loucy loves giving her boyfriend an obj on the reg.
obligatory joke

in the usenet forum rec.humor posters who wished to talk about off topic information were required to add an obligatory joke. they prefaced this with the acronym obj.
i like oranges
obj: what do you call a man walking through the forest? russell.
another name for getting a bl-wj-b just a cooler way of saying it.
dude, that chick totally gave obj last night