objectosexual
someone who is s-xually attracted to inanimate objects, rather than live organisms such as other humans or -as sometimes occurs- animals or plants.
woman: “i just saw a man humping a bench!”
man: “don’t worry, he’s just an objectos-xual”
woman: “ooooh, okay then.”
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