Obliminal
a vague word that can be used in any context, usually to describe quant-ty or the state of something or someone. when you first hear this word you may not be able to stop saying it for a few days afterwards. warning! this word is not a cross between oblivious and subliminal, so don’t even think of using it thusly!
gregory: don’t worry guys, the drinks are on me, i have an obliminal amount of money!
gerald: ahh that’s alright for some, i’m skint…it’s obliminal! oh look, there’s steve…steve…steeeeve!
steve: oh hey guys, didn’t see you there. whatever you do, don’t go in the toilets, the mess in there is obliminal! where is gary by the way?
gerald: he’s at the bar getting drinks, but he’s taking an obliminal amount of time, i don’t know what the hold up is.
gary (returning from the bar): ok guys here are your drinks, oh hey steve when did you get here?
steve: only a few minutes ago mate, traffic was obliminal, oh and by the way, don’t go into the toile…
gary: …i know mate, it was me, i sh-t everywhere! it was obliminal.
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