Oblivexting


obliv-ex-ting: to text while propelling oneself forward and not paying attention causing all sorts of doom in your wake.

similar to s-xting but not nearly as explicit, and hospital bills instead of lawyer bills are usually involved.
this stupid freshman was oblivexting and walked directly into oncoming traffic causing a 6 car pile up during rush hour.

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