Oblivious Fuck
a person (typically a guy) that has no idea they could smash if they just asked. oblivious f-cks tend to be the unknowing putting a girl in the friend zone
girl 1 -“g-d i’d f-ck jake in a heart beat if he’d stop calling me bro and take me to a movie.”
girl 2-“don’t bother he’ll always be an oblivious f-ck”
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