oblo
someone who is young, plump, annoying and desperate to please.
derived from the word ‘oblong’, for no particular reason.
young girl : “hey! hey! hey! guess what! i got the new backstreet boys cd! do you like the backstreet boys? i think theyre great! i think nick is the hottest… who do you like???”
me : “shut up oblo”
young girl : “dont call me that!”
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