Pastry Face
(n.) a danish-like facial glaze, acquired by a female after an exponentially large c-mshot.
“dude, when i get done with her, she will have a pastry face.”
this refers to a woman with an unpleasant looking face that could only be improved via “glazing”, i.e. -j-c-l-t-ng onto the subject’s face.
“i couldn’t stand looking at that pastryface b-tch kimmie’s face, so i had to glaze that.”
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