OBM
obm, aka tha obm, aka tha one blunt mafia:
the most bad-ss group of motherf-cking gangsters upper-middle cl-ss n-ssau county, long island has ever seen.
formed out of the ashes of the one blood mafia, the new obm runs sh-t, son. stay high like it’s n-bodies business, mof-cka.
“stay high”
– darkness himself
throw yo’ obs up skyhigh
we rollin obm till the day we f-ckin die
old black man. elderly african-american gentleman who drives an old cadillac, sits on the porch with his obm friends talking about the good old days when kids respected their elders and didn’t hang on porches and street corners like they do now, has a raspy deep voice, looks a little too long at young women p-ssing by, and smells faintly of cigarettes even though he quit years ago. often seen wearing an old pair of pants, b-ttondown shirt and a kangol.
when i brought my girlfriend home with me after school one day, my grandpops and his obm friends were sitting on the porch playing checkers, looked at her, and slapped me on the back.
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