Obsessiveship
when a boyfriend/girlfriend requires that every single moment of their pathetic lives be spent with their emotionally abusive significant other; via telephone, internet, msn, text messaging, webcam, or in person while holding a gun to the other’s head threatening to kill them if they even break eyesight.
“that’s not a relationship, that’s an obsessiveship!!!!”
“shaniqua was in an obsessiveship, with an ogre that never let her go to ihop with her friends.”
“do you think ayeshia is in an obsessiveship?
– well, she never leaves her room, and i’ve heard the ogre talk about killing her family, so i would say so.”
“d-mn girl, you just missed out on a d-mn good taco salad b/c of your obessiveship!”
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