obsessticles
extremely obsessed, infatuated, or intrigued;
used in place of the word “obsessed”;
should be used if one is overly excited about something to the point that “obsessed” doesn’t describe how they feel
jenni: did you see that new episode of how i met your mother?
olivia: yeah. i’m obsessticles with nph!
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jenni: have you ever tried dinosaur oatmeal?
olivia: obviously! i’m obsessticles with it! it reminds me of my childhood.
someone obsessed with another person to the point of stalkerish behavior. they are very much a douche that keeps hanging on. kinda like b-lls.
creepy brian, married with 2 kids, wouldn’t stop stalking wilma.
eww… he’s an obsessticle.
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