obtf
short for: one bridge too far.
1) used to express that a certain goal is unattainable.
2)used in a conversation to state someone has made a comment beyond good values (for example: topics such as h-m-s-xuality, necrophilia, b–st–lity)
ad 1:
i can jump across this river!
for me that’s one bridge too far.
ad 2:
yesterday i had s-xual intercourse with a dead dog
obtf!!!
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