obvident
an evaluation criterion which has no meaningful opposite but is mentioned to denote a failing of those who do not understand it.
example 1
job description:
“… we’re looking for an independent team player who works well with others and alone. the candidate must also be a self-starter and require minimal supervision.”
frustrated job candidate:
“that’s so bl–dy obvident!”
example 2:
female dating profile description:
“i’m looking for a guy who doesn’t play head games, knows how to treat a lady, likes long walks and cosy nights in and appreciates the finer things in life. no losers or psychos please”
winners who think they’re winners:
“this is so obvident i think i’ll look for someone who actually has meaningful scruples.”
winners who think they’re losers:
“this woman sounds too picky and i’m no good anyway so i won’t write. and it’s obvident i’m no good.”
losers who think they’re winners:
“ah, none of those things apply to me. obvidently i’m in there!”
losers who know they’re losers:
“i won’t write. it’s not obvident.”
psychopaths who make animal sacrifices:
“aww man, i guess that obvidently rules me out! “
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