obviousism


when something is right in front of you and you can’t see it.
obviousism is when you’re looking in your pantry or refrigerator for a particular food item and can’t find it, then some else comes over and points to it and it was really — right in front of you because just experienced an obviousism.
an explanation offered with little clarity, to which the listener is met with a scoff and expression of disdain when requesting further detail.
the hour long discussion was full of obviousisms that left all, but one, feeling inadequate.

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