Ockstadt


when two dudes are f-ckin in an alley and one dude (with a tiny d-ck) pulls out and says ‘hey man, you ever heard of zeek rewards’. then the other dude says ‘nah’. then the first guy dude becomes a pick up artist eventually.
man, that guy over there is a total ockstadt. then a friend goes ‘yea i know, i think has name is chad or something’

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