OCMD


ocean city, maryland. as opposed to ocnj, which is not nearly at suitable for alcoholism, promiscuity, or having a good time.
ocmd 2011 never forget
obsessive compulsive mysp-ce disorder

a condition marked by the obsessive need to check your mysp-ce page constantly throughout the day; having dozens of comments in a row from the same friend, in response to comments you posted on their page; changing your top friends based on who puts you in their top friends list; stalking girls based on the comments they leave guys you are nondating.

treatable with a prescription for a boyfriend, in suppository form.
if you don’t stop posting all these comments on my page, i might have to diagnose you with ocmd.

sophie and kristy have ocmd.

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