Oconomowoc
(pr-nounced o-con-o-mo-wok)
an indian word that originally meant “falling water”, currently the name of a mid-sized town in southern wisconsin, almost directly inbetween madison & milwaukee.
oconomowoc is best known for its unique & unpr-nounceable (to those outside of wisconsin) name. geographically, it’s a beautiful town with more than its fair share of lakes, parks & beautiful homes. socially, it’s a stereotypical lynchian nightmare of seething angst & frustration which bubbles just below the surface. anyone who believes that americans do not embrace cl-ss prejudice (like our british cousins) are invited to spend some time there to see first-hand just how important one’s tax-bracket is to their community standing.
it also helps to be a staunch catholic, but in word, not deed.
dave: i’m going fishing.
pat: where?
dave: oconomowoc lake.
pat: be sure you’ve got your fishing license, dude. they’ll actually come out to your boat & ask to see it.
dave: f-ckin’ fish n-z-‘s.
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