octagon
when a young l-ss positions herself in the middle/center of 8 young (preferably) lads who are “sporting wood”. in either a firing squad or simultaneous order, the l-ss will receive copious amounts of “baby batter”.
after the transfer of goods, the young lady (hoping not to be sniped), will forever have earned the t-tle of “octagon girl”.
member of 8 man rowing team: “i shot the first salvo in lurleen’s octagon”.
concerned boyfriend: “i’m going away for the weekend; i hope that sally does not get caught in the crossfire of the octagon.”
the ring that fighters in the ultimate fighting championship (ufc) go to do battle.
once fighters enter the octagon, there is no getting out. unless, you jump over the fence like a little b-tch.
a shape used to cause scilence in dr. jagers cl-ssroom at greenhills school.
“respect the octagon!”
the greatest rolls ever!
dude, i took two octagons last night, and i was rolling hard as f-ck!
a situation that is awkward
a situation that makes you want to go back in time and wish that you never said that thing that made the whole room silent.
a situation that makes every ones expectations of you go down the f-cking drain
a situation were your thinking some one please pull the fire alarm so everyone will stop looking at me
a situation that happens pretty frequently were t-mouse will try to make a joke, and no one laughs.
“aw f-ck, he’s showing my girlfriend texts from my ex, octagon”
“d-mn that girl is hot, your girlfriend taps you on the shoulder from behind with a not so satisfied face, octagon”
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a term of measurement equal to 8 meters
look at that dog it’s 12 octagons away!
a square person who is trying to become well-rounded.
that nerd is trying to be cool. he’s no longer square. he’s an octagon.
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