October Surprise

when, in a last minute effort to become re-elected, a political figure happens upon a bit of “lucky coincidence.”
news from october 31: we found osama!

… although we really had his -ss in a cell under the pentagon the last three years.
an unexpected, dramatic last-minute event which potentially alters the outcome of an election. the term dates to the 1980 presidential campaign, in which jimmy carter planned, for october of that year, an operation to rescue american hostages held in iran. carter was lagging behind in polls and a successful rescue, an “october surprise,” would likely have shifted the momentum to his side. the attempt failed, however, and carter lost the election. some have suggested that the reagan campaign deliberately sabotaged the effort in order to bolster his candidacy.
before osama bin laden released his newest tape, some people thought the bush campaign would produce him as an october surprise.
an october surprise can also mean a political challenger’s orchestrated and delayed release of damaging information about an inc-mbent opponent just in time for an election.
some political operatives had known about mark foley’s pecadilloes for months in advance, but chose a timed release of the news as an october surprise.
when doing a girl doggy style, just before you blow your load…you smash a pumpkin over her head! similar to a donkey punch.
after the halloween party, i grabbed the jack-o-latern and gave that girl an october surprise.
s-x in a bed of leaves.
after the kids piled up the leaves, me and the wife had a little ‘october surprise’
1. when a girl is riding a boy’s face like a broom a and the guy is eeating her out. then hee bites her cl-t and she says “ow!” and he pops out and yells “boo!”
man, last nite was halloween and i gave my girl an october surprise.she loves kinky stuff
a s-x act performed during mediocre and depressing congress where one partner at the last minute produces a hidden d-ld-nic device such as a godemiche or olisbos with the intent of stimulating their partner enough to compensate for the previous lack of skill.
connie, not getting the usual response from performing a blumpkin and concerned about re-election, attempted to stimulate the const-tuents -n-s with a previously hidden vibrating george bush b-ttplug. sufficiently october surprised, the const-tuent -j-c-l-t-d all over connie’s face, ensuring 4 more years of hard core unforgiving fissure tearing -ss pounding. g-d bless america.