octoporn
p-rnography that depicts an, in fact, real octopus being ejected from a human orifice. the act is cl-ssically accompanied by a copious amount of unappetizing muscular contractions. the resulting ejection is considered a delicacy in at least nine countries.
“jimmy, have you seen your brother?”
“ahh he’s in his room with the door locked, watchin octop-rn.”
“well! i hope your father at least talked to him about using up the baby oil all the time. hmm, seafood sounds good for tonight…”
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